Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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The WNBA.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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penis

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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No joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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