does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Asians...

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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blubber vaginass CC

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i like potatoes

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What is a dog? Bark

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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