If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Kate

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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