- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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