- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

American healthcare.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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