- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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