- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's in there? Get outta there...

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

chuck norris

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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