- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Women's rights

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Steering Wheel Face.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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