What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

I got shot, you laughed

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Women's rights

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

does this look unsure to you?

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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