what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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I like to eat.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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