Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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