what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Women rights..

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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