if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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