What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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guess what?

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France never surrender.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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P0P T4Rt

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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