What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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