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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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