There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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