Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A joke

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Laura Pratz..

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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