What's funnier than 24? 25

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what color is blue? green

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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