what color is blue? green

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

thumb_up thumb_down -117

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

thumb_up thumb_down +92

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

thumb_up thumb_down +30

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops