What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Women's rights.

I can't see my forehead

Popsicles

A black man killed someone

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Ben is gay

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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