how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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youre gay

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Popsicles

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Ben is gay

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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