- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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