Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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