What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Yah? Well your a ********

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

French people.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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