Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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hi bye

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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