What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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