Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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