What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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