OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Ruller

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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