- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

French people.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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