- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

A black guy gets arrested...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Female Athletics

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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