- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

The economy.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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