what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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69.... is a number

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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