Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Women's rights.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A black man killed someone

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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AND

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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