Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

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