- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

The Bible

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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