Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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