Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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