Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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