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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what happens when you wake up inception

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Gay rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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