Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Poop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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