- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

The AIDS patient was gay

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

My mom touched my wiener : \

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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