Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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