Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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clamidia

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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