I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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pussy enough said

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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