why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Womens rights

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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