what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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my names jim haha

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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