In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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pussy enough said

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Yo Mamma

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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