When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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