- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Hi Adam,

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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