What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Asian NASCAR.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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