How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Women's rights.

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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