What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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hi im paul!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Netball.

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You're on fire.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Anti Joke

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