A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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