whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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9/11.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Winking at old people

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Anti Joke

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