- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

The AIDS patient was gay

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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