What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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make me a sandwich!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Anti Joke

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