What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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