womens rights

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A scottish man having fun

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Rick Perry.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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