A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

If life throws you lemons Catch them

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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