What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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