Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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I love you very much.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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1+1= 69

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Women rights..

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Kenny G

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Anti Joke

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