the cow goes moo

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

NEVER

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Well, this is fun.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Women's rights

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

George W. Bush

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Chuck Norris died.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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