- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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