GRAAAAAAAR.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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No.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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