- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Knock Knock! Come in.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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