Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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I Love Hitler.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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